Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Why I Hate Business Expos

What does tap dancing have to do with commercial real estate? I know you paid a lot of money for that stupid jingle that you play on the talk radio station. I know you think it’s awesome. It’s not.

I hate pointless slogans. “Providing Solutions through Technology.” What kind of solutions? What kind of technology?

I see children carrying swag in goodie bags from bars and casinos. I see hotels trying to get the business of people in their own community. I see crazy old vets who want to ruin my Memorial Day.

And finally, ubiquitously,

I see balloons.

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